If a Palestinian woman slaps an Israeli man

“Aggression of an Israeli officer against the lawyer Maysa Irshaid, 15 May.”

If a Palestinian man slaps a Palestinian woman, Israeli media will go on how savage and backwards Palestinians are.

If a Palestinian woman slaps a Palestinian man, Israeli media will go on the big divisions among Palestinians themselves.

If a Palestinian woman slaps an Israeli man, she'll be kicked in the ass and arrested for being a potential suicide bomber. The Israeli man will be awarded a heroic medal and then sent to rehab.

If a Palestinian man slaps an Israeli woman,  he'll be dead in a second with his whole family including first and second cousins, while Israeli media will break the news about a police raid on Palestinian drug dealers and the success of the operation with 10 drug dealers dead, and 1 Israeli officer wounded.

If an Israeli man slaps a Palestinian man, Nothing happens, no one will speak about it.

If an Israeli man slaps a Palestinian woman, Nothing happens, no one will speak about it.

If an Israeli woman slaps a Palestinian man, she'll be awarded the heroic medal (as before but a feminine version), while Israeli media broadcast it live to encourage such acts among depressed Israeli women coming from Russia.

If an Israeli man slaps a Palestinian woman. The slap will stay forever, and the Israeli media will get him into the studio to tell us about his grand parents who were Holocaust victims.

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